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UXLINK hacker’s wild ride: Up just 0.2% on $36M loot
A UXLINK hacker, six months after a $36 million exploit, is reportedly up a mere 0.2% on their ill-gotten gains. This thrilling tale of digital larceny now reads more like a cautionary lesson in market timing, even for criminals.
Bitcoin RSI eyes 2022 repeat as analysis suggests 'time to pay attention'
Another day, another analyst pointing to a chart indicator and declaring it "time to pay attention." Apparently, Bitcoin's RSI is flirting with a 2022 repeat, and a higher low is now the crucial ingredient for continued bullishness. We've heard this one before.
Bitcoin whale holding $147M wakes after 13 years, makes tiny $56 transfer
A long-dormant Bitcoin whale, holding a nine-figure sum, has finally stirred after 13 years to execute a $56 transaction. One can only speculate on the profound market impact of such a decisive, albeit minuscule, move.
Bitcoin whale awakens after 14 years, sitting on $148 million windfall
A 14-year dormant Bitcoin wallet, now worth $148 million, has stirred. Apparently, some still remember their old passwords, or perhaps just found a very old hard drive. The market, predictably, is now contemplating what this means for the price.
Bitcoin Just Got A $1 Million Nudge, But Will Morgan Stanley’s MSBT ETF Really Move The Needle?
Morgan Stanley is reportedly seeding its new Bitcoin ETF with a million dollars. While a drop in the ocean for institutional adoption, it's another familiar step in TradFi's slow march into the digital asset space.
Stablecoin issuers and fintechs race to own payment rails
Another day, another land grab. Stablecoin issuers and fintechs are now racing to own the payment rails, presumably because the existing ones weren't quite disruptive enough. Expect more closed loops and "innovative" fees.
Ripple survey says 72% see digital assets as essential
Ripple's latest survey suggests a majority of finance leaders now view digital assets as a competitive necessity. One might wonder if the source of such a survey has any vested interest in these findings. Nevertheless, the market continues its steady march toward the inevitable.
Bittensor (TAO) Surges 28% As Nvidia CEO Huang Praises Open AI Models
Bittensor (TAO) saw a predictable uptick following a celebrity mention, demonstrating the market's enduring sensitivity to any whiff of endorsement. Another cycle, another narrative, another pump. Some things, it seems, never change.
Coinbase introduces stock perpetual futures contracts for non-U.S. customers
Coinbase is now offering leveraged perpetual futures on traditional stocks for its non-U.S. clientele. Because 24/7 crypto volatility wasn't quite enough, apparently, now you can trade Tesla at 3 AM with ten times the risk. A truly innovative way to lose money around the clock.
Bitcoin Price Holds $70,000 as War-Driven Inflation Fears Meet Defensive Market Positioning
Bitcoin, ever the digital safe haven, apparently, found its footing around $70,000 amidst the latest round of global anxieties. Derivatives and on-chain data suggest the market is merely catching its breath, not collapsing, which is certainly one way to look at it.
Morning Minute: Bitcoin Rebounds as Oil Falls
Bitcoin saw a modest uptick, apparently on the back of geopolitical speculation that conflict might not be as protracted as previously priced in. Meanwhile, prediction markets had a rather predictable day, proving some things never change.